Production Switcher & Telestrator
Active Commentary Transcript
Fastball: Hall of Fame Sharp
"That is Lake Erie. We think it is still called Lake Erie… we’re not quite sure at this point."
Fastball Delivery Telemetry
Live Audio Engine
Deadpan Index 94%
94 / 100
Sarcasm Score 88%
88 / 100
Pre-Punchline Pause
1.8s
Fastball Rating
98 MPH Paint
Iconic Booth Presets
1. The Lake Erie Landmark Check
"That is Lake Erie. We think it is still called Lake Erie… we’re not quite sure at this point."
"That is Lake Erie. We think it is still called Lake Erie… we’re not quite sure at this point."
2. The 38-3 Blowout Late 4th Quarter
"If you are still watching this game at home… we applaud your endurance, or question your life choices."
"If you are still watching this game at home… we applaud your endurance, or question your life choices."
3. The 11-Minute Replay Review
"They are looking at index cards in New York. We’ve aged three presidential administrations since this play began."
"They are looking at index cards in New York. We’ve aged three presidential administrations since this play began."
4. Point Spread / Gambling Innuendo
"And that meaningless field goal as time expires is… significant to some folks in the desert."
"And that meaningless field goal as time expires is… significant to some folks in the desert."
Broadcast Cue Sheet Ledger
Feed: Lake Erie Cam | Fastball: 98 MPH | Marks: 1 Circle | Status: Ready for Primetime