Sports Physics

Barstool Sports Football Contact & Quote Analyzer

Contact Physics Simulator (Matter.js 2D Drill)

Simulate John Harbaugh's physical tackle on Malik Nabers ("so he wouldn’t be scared of being hit"). Drag bodies to reposition or adjust collision momentum.

Player Mass (lbs) 200 lbs
Tackle Velocity (fps) 12.5 fps
Impact Force Decel (g) 3.8 g
Impact Force 760 lbs
Kinetic Energy 484 J
Momentum 77.7 slug-ft/s
Contact Result Football Guy
Quote Sentiment & Social Intelligence (D3) Source: @barstoolsports
@stoolpresidente (Dave Portnoy) Reaction
“This sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to me”
Context: Wake Up Barstool Sentiment: Skeptical Humor
@barstoolsports Status Report
John Harbaugh tackled Malik Nabers so he wouldn’t be scared of being hit
Tag: #FootballGuy Sentiment: NFL Drill Lore
Engagement & Sentiment Distribution (D3 Engine)
Source Incident Breakdown
  • Total Observed Impressions 82,150
  • Quote Reposts & Retweets 27 reposts / 1 quote
  • Primary Sentiment Tag skeptical_humor
  • Analyzed Quote Records 2
Sources & Grounding: John Harbaugh Malik Nabers incident Football contact force formulas Matter.js physics engine D3.js Visualization
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