Simulate the high-stakes trilogy: Wisconsin vs. Penn State, Eagles vs. Bears, and Phillies vs. Cubs. Adjust Big Cat’s Homer Index and Max’s Meltdown Pressure to calculate true win probabilities, emotional volatility, and parlay risk.
Tune personal delirium sliders. Changing these indices recalculates simulation models, Chart.js series probabilities, and weekend tilt in real time.
Historical: PSU leads 11-10 • Beaver Stadium
Historical: PHI leads 31-15-1 • Soldier Field
Historical: All-time postseason grudge
Real-time model merging Vegas baseline lines with fan bias factors.
Assemble your 3-leg weekend parlay and calculate your Heartbreak Index.
| Slate Matchup | Sport / Day | Big Cat Stake | Max Stake | All-Time Series | Historical Spread / Lean |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wisconsin vs. Penn State | College Football (Sat) | Wisconsin Badgers | Penn State Nittany Lions | PSU leads 11-10 | PSU -6.5 (Avg Margin +4.2) |
| Eagles vs. Bears | NFL (Mon Night) | Chicago Bears | Philadelphia Eagles | PHI leads 31-15-1 | PHI -3.0 (Last 5: Eagles 4-1) |
| Phillies vs. Cubs | MLB Wild Card Series | Chicago Cubs | Philadelphia Phillies | Postseason Grudge Series | PHI -140 (Home advantage) |
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