Focker-In-Law: Thanksgiving Dinner Tension Simulator

CIA BYRNES SURVEILLANCE GRID // SEAT TENSION RADAR

Drag guests between chairs or bench

Unseated Family Members & Buffer Guests Available: 0

Byrnes Polygraph ACTIVE TRACE

GALVANIC SKIN RESPONSE PULSE: 138 BPM

Overall Tension 88%

Jack's Suspicion 92%

Greg Sweat Index 94%

Ariana Deflection 78%

Critical CIA Interrogation Alert: Greg is in direct head-to-head crossfire with Jack Byrnes.

Robert De Niro (Jack Byrnes)

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk the new in-law's album release schedule?"

Direct Eye-Contact Crossfire: Active

Buffer Zone Dampener: None (Open Flank)

Carving Knife Proximity: Elevated Danger

Pro-tip: Place Jinx the Cat or Kevin Rawley between Jack and Greg to reduce perspiration pressure by up to 40%.