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The Great Thermostat Cold War of 2026

Plaintiff: Roommate Kevin (ISO 68°F)

Defendant: Roommate Marcus (Lover of Sub-Tropical Humidity)

" Defendant keeps setting the Nest thermostat to 78°F while wearing a wool parka indoors. "

Judicial Verdict by Simon & Furey

Guilty of Reckless Thermal Terrorism

Sentence: Must buy three bags of ice and surrender the remote for one full weekend.

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