★ Official White House Satire Bureau • CNN Sourced Event

South Park Satirical Renaming Simulator

Inspired by CNN's report on South Park rebranding itself in parody of presidential decrees renaming gulfs, lakes, and states after “America.”

Executive Renaming Console Article IV Geography Act

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Official Presidential Decree #SP-2026
Executive Redesignation Order
By Executive Decree of the Satirical White House, the territory formerly known as Colorado is hereby redesignated as South Park America.
RATIFIED BY SATIRE
Effective Immediately
Grounded Source: CNN reporting on Comedy Central's South Park changing its name as the latest satirical jab at presidential renaming sprees of gulfs, lakes, and states after "America". (CNN post reference).