Cunk on Cinema: Interview Sequencer & Philosophical Query Engine

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SUBJECT: MICHAEL BAY STATUS: STUNNED

CUNK: Where did cinema come from before the wheel was invented, and why does Michael Bay want it to explode?

EXPERT: Stunned silence followed by a demand for more slow-motion explosions.

98/100

Cunk Absurdity Score

4.9 / 5

Deadpan Gravitas

100%

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Absurdity & Gravitas Spectrum (D3 Engine)