Satirical Science Lab

Moon Heist & Supervillain Plot Lab

Based on Rolling Stone's coverage: Trump, Gru & Moon Rhetoric
PHYSICS SIMULATION: REAL-TIME LUNAR PERTURBATION
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Department of State Gazetteer Executive Relabeling

Rolling Stone reported on rhetoric proposing to rename New Mexico. Click New Mexico on the territory radar below or toggle executive presets:

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Truth Social Executive Proclamation

Official Executive Proclamation

BY THE POWER VESTED IN SPECIAL HEIST STATUTES:
It is hereby decreed that the territory previously designated as New Mexico shall henceforth be registered under the official gazetteer designation of:

"New Trumpico"

"Effective immediately by Truth Social decree, the Moon is federal property and New Mexico shall be rechristened to honor grand national ambitions."

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