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Dreaming of Growing Your Own Food and Living Off-Grid? Here's the actual math.

A viral post joked about a dating app for people who grow their own food and want to live off-grid. Behind the joke is a real, learnable discipline: converting sunlight, soil and labor into calories and kilowatt-hours. Let's run the numbers.

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Drag to walk around your plot. Add people, garden beds and chickens; flip on solar. The land, structures and sustainability score respond in real time.

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Eggs / week
Garden hours / week
Solar coverage

Worked Example: Feeding Two People

What Beginners Get Wrong

Calories vs. salads

A lush tomato garden can still leave you hungry. Tomatoes are ~90 kcal/lb; potatoes ~350. Plan the starch acreage first, the salad bar second.

Preservation is half the skill

Harvests arrive in spikes. Without canning, fermenting, root-cellaring or freezing, an August glut becomes a February shortage. Budget storage space and time from day one.

Water is the hidden constraint

A vegetable garden wants roughly 1 inch of water weekly — about 62 gallons per 100 sq ft. Rain catchment sizing (roof area × rainfall × 0.62 gal) decides what survives a dry month.

Start before you move

Every skill here — gardening, preserving, small repairs — can be practiced on a balcony or backyard now. The land is the last purchase, not the first.

The dating-app joke lands because off-grid living is genuinely cooperative: two skilled people roughly halve the labor per person while sharing fixed costs like wells, fencing and solar. Community, it turns out, is the highest-yield crop.

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